The 2014 Winter Olympics have relocated from Sochi, Russia to Rizhao, China. Today’s events feature Colombia versus the United States competing in an exciting new winter event you’ve probably never heard of.
The games will be hosted in Rizhao this year instead of Sochi. Also, in a show of brutal honesty, the Olympics Committee announced that curling will no longer be an olympic sport because it is “the least entertaining event in the history of organized sports.”
Curling will be replaced by a new sport which is rapidly becoming the most popular event in Olympics history: The Winter Jungle Gym.
Boasting state-of-the-art jungle gym equipment, the outdoor facility in Rizhao is an ideal place to host the 2014 Winter Olympics.
Long-time rivals Colombia and the United States face each other head-to-head today in the ultimate showdown to determine who will bring home the gold medal, but perhaps more importantly, who will reign as king of the monkey bars.
Special thanks to my friend Leo for helping me film.
WHOOPS! In the English subtitles about 1 minute into the video, I made a mistake. I typed gold metal instead of gold medal.